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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I’m madly in love with Jesus Christ, singing is my passion, and my brain doesn’t always work correctly.</description><title>I'm a cotton headed ninny muggins.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @nellstermeister)</generator><link>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>I am</title><description>&lt;p&gt;not yours.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/50564684178</link><guid>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/50564684178</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 02:52:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>&amp;#8220;instinctively, I felt that I could never love Abek. He did not posses the strength that I had...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;instinctively, I felt that I could never love Abek. He did not posses the strength that I had known in my father and brother and that I expected in the man I would love. Had he held me in his arms and told me that he would take care of me and shield me, had he not asked me to kiss him but kissed  me masterfully and assuredly, I might have given him the answer he wanted. His weakness shattered my illusions.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-All But My Life, Gerda Weissmann Klein&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/50231648417</link><guid>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/50231648417</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 01:13:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Today, I became an official graduate of Belmont University. So...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d83b33d499171fcbde14d2e742f5aa7d/tumblr_mmabuoaE0H1qfgwkro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Today, I became an official graduate of Belmont University. So blessed by the experiences and opportunities I’ve had during my education here. I will forever cherish the memories and relationships I have made under the tower. So excited for my next adventure!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/49607459037</link><guid>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/49607459037</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 12:42:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>officialcomedy:

l0nghighway:

tyleroakley:

girl-non-grata:

Hus...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/65102146" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://officialcomedy.tumblr.com/post/49470481463/l0nghighway-tyleroakley-girl-non-grata" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;officialcomedy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://l0nghighway.tumblr.com/post/49454151474"&gt;l0nghighway&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/49444083921/girl-non-grata-husband-animates-joke-about"&gt;tyleroakley&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://girl-non-grata.tumblr.com/post/49399793528/husband-animates-joke-about-tortilla-chips-told-by"&gt;girl-non-grata&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Perfect.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;oh my god&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;A beautiful joke. A beautiful animation. Life is beautiful.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/49498194504</link><guid>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/49498194504</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 01:49:11 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Cut my hair today.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;4 inches gone. It doesn&amp;#8217;t seem like a big deal to you, but I have a legitimate fear of losing my femininity along with my hair. So. Here&amp;#8217;s to attempting to find confidence in something other than my hair length.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/49247283828</link><guid>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/49247283828</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 03:12:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9v1pxPPaN1qiwf8po1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9v1pxPPaN1qiwf8po2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/49151661921</link><guid>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/49151661921</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 22:07:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4def4c873179aecdde276b4b77a6d35a/tumblr_mlbt26E7DA1rtpfpio1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/48127106320</link><guid>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/48127106320</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 11:28:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>theniftyfifties:

‘Guys And Dolls’, 1955</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e7a23922358938686c4bf8133d4184c7/tumblr_ml21kiSp2e1qiz3j8o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/648336c9e6bfc0b53b25b7fd8799b4a6/tumblr_ml21kiSp2e1qiz3j8o2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theniftyfifties.tumblr.com/post/47761329588/fashion-designer-photography-shopping-books-beauty-cosme" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;theniftyfifties&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;‘Guys And Dolls’, 1955&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/47768798727</link><guid>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/47768798727</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 03:02:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Running into my ex on a night when I look good</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/47591777996/running-into-my-ex-on-a-night-when-i-look-good"&gt;whatshouldwecallme&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6nyrfktKa1rvygdxo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This is mainly funny because tonight, I looked good,  my ex texted me, and I talked about Star Wars with probably half of the population at Maf&amp;#8217;s.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/47605718630</link><guid>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/47605718630</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 01:48:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh</title><description>&lt;p&gt;no.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Nope nope nope.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Crushing on boys is not a thing.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/47605645310</link><guid>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/47605645310</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 01:46:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>premiumgifs:

[via]
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3a5d7cb4e16de41b2954250ee2d83e28/tumblr_mkesuyFf0C1rjcfxro1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gifs.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/46588556878/via"&gt;premiumgifs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://imgur.com"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/46831414185</link><guid>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/46831414185</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 01:51:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9297c857f4b160b59cefc3399017660b/tumblr_mjcmxpUGFm1rvm3nho1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/46655942051</link><guid>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/46655942051</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2013 02:15:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Feeling sad tonight so just throwin it out there.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Feeling sad tonight so just throwin it out there.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/46655932627</link><guid>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/46655932627</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2013 02:15:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Eesh</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Insecurities. Bye.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/46578294363</link><guid>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/46578294363</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2013 02:35:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>cranium-delirium:

Omg</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5d116f6b1c59e03aff836447d2e7ec56/tumblr_mk4t9h355l1rfwrijo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cranium-delirium.tumblr.com/post/46430019862/omg" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;cranium-delirium&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Omg&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/46548530101</link><guid>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/46548530101</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2013 19:24:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7e38b1b9cc2716e04feacec57d7fec9e/tumblr_mfchb9wy7U1rv6ufko1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/46548476969</link><guid>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/46548476969</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2013 19:23:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>vonmunsterr:

iloveyoulessthanpunk:

wenchymcwench:


We enter a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/400b276df72eda0cde6c7cc1d71bde98/tumblr_mkbiq2u4y91qmvz7to1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vonmunsterr.tumblr.com/post/46416406522"&gt;vonmunsterr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.daisylola.com/post/46415541108/wenchymcwench-we-enter-a-little-coffeehouse"&gt;iloveyoulessthanpunk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wenchymcwench.tumblr.com/post/46415384794/we-enter-a-little-coffeehouse-with-a-friend-of"&gt;wenchymcwench&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="userContent"&gt;We enter a little coffeehouse with a friend of mine and give our order. While we’re aproaching our table two people come in and they go to the counter:&lt;br/&gt; ‘Five coffees, &lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;please. Two of them for us and three suspended’ They pay for their order, take the two and leave. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; I ask my friend: “What are those ‘suspended’ coffees?”&lt;br/&gt; My friend: “Wait for it and you will see.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Some more people enter. Two girls ask for one coffee each, pay and go. The next order was for seven coffees and it was made by three lawyers - three for them and four ‘suspended’. While I still wonder what’s the deal with those ‘suspended’ coffees I enjoy the sunny weather and the beautiful view towards the square infront of the café. Suddenly a man dressed in shabby clothes who looks like a beggar comes in throught the door and kindly asks&lt;br/&gt; ‘Do you have a suspended coffee ?’&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; It’s simple - people pay in advance for a coffee meant for someone who can not afford a warm bevarage. The tradition with the suspended coffees started in Naples, but it has spread all over the world and in some places you can order not only a suspended coffee, but also a sandwitch or a whole meal.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Wouldn’t it be wonderful to have such cafés or even grocery stores in every town where the less fortunate will find hope and support ? If you own a business why don’t you offer it to your clients… I am sure many of them will like it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="userContent"&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;Source : &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="We%20enter%20a%20little%20coffeehouse%20with%20a%20friend%20of%20mine%20and%20give%20our%20order.%20While%20we're%20aproaching%20our%20table%20two%20people%20come%20in%20and%20they%20go%20to%20the%20counter:%20'Five%20coffees,%20please.%20Two%20of%20them%20for%20us%20and%20three%20suspended'%20They%20pay%20for%20their%20order,%20take%20the%20two%20and%20leave.%20%20I%20ask%20my%20friend:%20%22What%20are%20those%20'suspended'%20coffees?%22%20My%20friend:%20%22Wait%20for%20it%20and%20you%20will%20see.%22%20%20Some%20more%20people%20enter.%20Two%20girls%20ask%20for%20one%20coffee%20each,%20pay%20and%20go.%20The%20next%20order%20was%20for%20seven%20coffees%20and%20it%20was%20made%20by%20three%20lawyers%20-%20three%20for%20them%20and%20four%20'suspended'.%20While%20I%20still%20wonder%20what's%20the%20deal%20with%20those%20'suspended'%20coffees%20I%20enjoy%20the%20sunny%20weather%20and%20the%20beautiful%20view%20towards%20the%20square%20infront%20of%20the%20caf%C3%A9.%20Suddenly%20a%20man%20dressed%20in%20shabby%20clothes%20who%20looks%20like%20a%20beggar%20comes%20in%20throught%20the%20door%20and%20kindly%20asks%20'Do%20you%20have%20a%20suspended%20coffee%20?'%20%20It's%20simple%20-%20people%20pay%20in%20advance%20for%20a%20coffee%20meant%20for%20someone%20who%20can%20not%20afford%20a%20warm%20bevarage.%20The%20tradition%20with%20the%20suspended%20coffees%20started%20in%20Naples,%20but%20it%20has%20spread%20all%20over%20the%20world%20and%20in%20some%20places%20you%20can%20order%20not%20only%20a%20suspended%20coffee,%20but%20also%20a%20sandwitch%20or%20a%20whole%20meal.%20%20Wouldn't%20it%20be%20wonderful%20to%20have%20such%20caf%C3%A9s%20or%20even%20grocery%20stores%20in%20every%20town%20where%20the%20less%20fortunate%20will%20find%20hope%20and%20support%20?%20If%20you%20own%20a%20business%20why%20don't%20you%20offer%20it%20to%20your%20clients...%20I%20am%20sure%20many%20of%20them%20will%20like%20it."&gt;[x]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/46546607821</link><guid>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/46546607821</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2013 19:00:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>What sucks about wanting to be an artist</title><description>&lt;p&gt;is being told regularly that you won&amp;#8217;t make it because you&amp;#8217;re overweight. Don&amp;#8217;t get me wrong, I know it&amp;#8217;s not with malicious intent, but damn does it hurt to be told you don&amp;#8217;t look good enough to do what you love.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/46275362980</link><guid>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/46275362980</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 15:35:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>10knotes:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dc63094b8c2915d942c758f3005f1761/tumblr_mjqogjIO231qdlh1io1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://10knotes.1000notes.com/post/45671589590/puppy-catch-fail" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;10knotes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class="gone"&gt;My lovely followers, please &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://goo.gl/5Jvlm"&gt;follow this blog&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; immediately!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/45704174540</link><guid>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/45704174540</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 17:20:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>collegehumor:

Cat Cracks the Feline Mystery: It Was the Owner...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1738a437dc715aaf3f0541099074900d/tumblr_mjo7q9yoyi1qasthro1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/45418212486/cat-cracks-the-feline-mystery-it-was-the-owner" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6877710/cat-cracks-the-feline-mystery-it-was-the-owner-all-along"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Cat Cracks the Feline Mystery: It Was the Owner All Along&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You’ve been caught feather-on-the-end-of-a-stick handed&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/45657328693</link><guid>http://nellstermeister.tumblr.com/post/45657328693</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 01:08:09 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
